racing a camel off flaming ironing board ramps à la Evil Knievel. heck yessss.

why do i still count
syllables on my fingers
when i read haikus

very clever, Liz, very clever. (um, no)

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i'm just scared now.

BECAUSE THE ICE CUBES ARE GETTING JIGGY WITH THE PEAS, DAMNIT. LEAVE THEM ALONE, WHY DON'T YA?

i hate needles.

this isn't exactly remarkable but it does have a remarkable impact on life considering that Heyong never seems to stop talking about them. *runs away*

i (sometimes) have the fear of growing up.

and also bloodwormsheightsandhavingashittylifewhenigrowolder. NOOOO.

i am, a wimp, yeah.